I don't want a female fairy prancing round my BDO house in her stupid little maid outfit. I want a male assistant. How hard could it be to slap a pair of fairy ears on this guy? Just who I'd want to ferry potions to me in the field. Or what about this one? He'd definitely be on speed dial. Edit - sorry just realised I messed up the poll. Please ignore the option 3 (duplicate 'agree').