Rich guy: "Hi I'd like you to sponsor my Bugatti Veyron for motorsport racing." PA Motorsports: "Sure thing. Wow you have the world's fastest car." Rich guy: "Yup I hac- worked very hard for it." PA Motorsports: "Here, we'll give you 4 turbochargers to add on top of the 4 stock turbos that the car has, since you're so privileged." Rich guy: "Wow okay thx" PA Motorsports: "Since you're so "Renowned", we feel you should have an additional 4 more, to add on to the 4 additional turbos that supplement the original 4. Please enjoy your 12-turbo Bugatti Veyron" Rich guy: "That's... really not necessary. I'm always podium anyways. I just wanted sponsorship for tires." PA Motorsports: "At PA Motorsports, we want you to feel a sense of accomplishment in achieving such an elite status. That is why we have a "Renown" program to offer elite upgrades for elite folks such as you." Rich guy: "Haha Madagascar just called - they wanted to buy my car so they can use it to power their country for the next 50 years" Pleb: "Hi I'd like you to sponsor my BMW M3. I worked very hard for this car." PA Motorsports: "At PA Motorsports, we want you to feel a sense of accomplishment in achieving such a status. Everyone's qualified for our Renown program. With a car that spec, you are eligible for a free wash & wax after the race" Pleb: "Uhm wow okay... Thanks? I guess? How is this going to help me win against that duodecuple-turbocharged Veyron over there?" PA Motorsports: "That's actually the point... You're not supposed to. But, we always endeavor to provide the best customer service whenever possible. Your concerns has been noted, and are being investigated by our QA and specialist monitoring teams. We cannot provide an ETA on the matter, or provide any additional details. We understand, we're very sorry, and thank you."