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If PA was a motorsport sponsor

Discussion in 'General Gameplay' started by OptimusPrime, Jun 8, 2018.

  1. OptimusPrime

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    Rich guy: "Hi I'd like you to sponsor my Bugatti Veyron for motorsport racing."

    PA Motorsports: "Sure thing. Wow you have the world's fastest car."

    Rich guy: "Yup I hac- worked very hard for it."

    PA Motorsports: "Here, we'll give you 4 turbochargers to add on top of the 4 stock turbos that the car has, since you're so privileged."

    Rich guy: "Wow okay thx"

    PA Motorsports: "Since you're so "Renowned", we feel you should have an additional 4 more, to add on to the 4 additional turbos that supplement the original 4. Please enjoy your 12-turbo Bugatti Veyron"

    Rich guy: "That's... really not necessary. I'm always podium anyways. I just wanted sponsorship for tires."

    PA Motorsports: "At PA Motorsports, we want you to feel a sense of accomplishment in achieving such an elite status. That is why we have a "Renown" program to offer elite upgrades for elite folks such as you."

    Rich guy: "Haha Madagascar just called - they wanted to buy my car so they can use it to power their country for the next 50 years"

    Pleb: "Hi I'd like you to sponsor my BMW M3. I worked very hard for this car."

    PA Motorsports: "At PA Motorsports, we want you to feel a sense of accomplishment in achieving such a status. Everyone's qualified for our Renown program. With a car that spec, you are eligible for a free wash & wax after the race"

    Pleb: "Uhm wow okay... Thanks? I guess? How is this going to help me win against that duodecuple-turbocharged Veyron over there?"

    PA Motorsports: "That's actually the point... You're not supposed to. But, we always endeavor to provide the best customer service whenever possible. Your concerns has been noted, and are being investigated by our QA and specialist monitoring teams. We cannot provide an ETA on the matter, or provide any additional details. We understand, we're very sorry, and thank you."
     
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  2. Veight

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    Nice analogy except you messed up at the end where pa responds to our concerns
     
  3. OptimusPrime

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    lol actually it's pretty much word for word in how they respond from my various tickets, and their public statements. except that "specialist monitoring team" part. just replace the word specialist with w/e people are crying about. if it's siege, they go "siege monitoring team" if it's networking, it's "networking monitoring team".

    they go all Alfredy on you and treat you like you're Batman
    "Which Batmobile would you like me to bring out today Mr. Wayne?"
    "THE BLACK ONE"
    "Very good Mr. Wayne."
    then when Batman goes out to fight crime, Alfred goes "you POS entitled ***** i took away half of your inheritance when you were stuck in that dumb well and you didn't even know about it. who did you think funded the Joker"

    where really it's just words and nothing gets done.
     
  4. HiStranger

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    This is actually more accurate than an industrial CNC Lazer cutting head. Lul
     
  5. TerrorMoose

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    I'll settle with wash and wax.
     

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