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If PA was in movies

Discussion in 'General Gameplay' started by OptimusPrime, May 16, 2018.

  1. OptimusPrime

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    If PA was the enemy in an Avengers movie, the Hulk would get cc'd constantly throughout the whole movie, getting so angry, yet not able to get up and do anything about it. Captain America would be in a corner, crying, softly repeating the word "why". Thor would've teleported back to Asgard. Before leaving he'd say "i'll need a bigger hammer" but never returns from Asgard. Iron Man would've spent the whole movie trying to come up with a plan with Jarvis. Vision's gem shatters with the mere thought of what's going on. Hawkeye can't do **** cause he's a ranger.

    PA would make a good LOTR movie tho. Both Legolas and Aragorn would get cc'd by random enemies 5 minutes in and die, so the movie would center around Gandalf. He'd teleport his way to Mordor, using aqua jail along the way leaving a trail of dead mobs. When Sauron makes his speech, Gandalf would interrupt halfway through and TP behind, and use cataclysm. Sauron's army would come rushing back pissed, but they're no match for Gandalf's blizzard. Then the movie and franchise ends.
     
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    More like "If PA makes a movie, it will looks like Prometheus"
     
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  3. Zephyrsong

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    You Sir need to watch better movies.
     
  4. Andaro

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    Wouldn't mind seeing a Black Desert Movie.... though I think the title would never present the storyline lol it doesn't here anyway
     
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  5. Zephyrsong

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    Yea cause Warcraft was revolutionary. Tried to watch it this year out of boredom and cause Ragnar Lothbrok is in it but literally fell asleep after 20 minutes.

    Although I would get a kick out of seeing Pa produce a movie about endlessly running in a giant circle killing things.

    Just for fun I found this.

    7.1/10IMDb 27%Rotten Tomatoes 32%Metacritic

    92% liked this movie
    Google users

    7.1 on IMDB and 92% of google users liked. Just WoW. Pun not intended at first but yes now it is.

    Made 433 million worldwide and needed 450 to break even according to the google. PA would never handle something that would lose them money
     
  6. OptimusPrime

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    Warcraft? lol i can't take that movie seriously.
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  7. OptimusPrime

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    Here's your two double cheeseburgers. Thank you for eating at Burger King.

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  8. OptimusPrime

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    Straws are in the bag.

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    Yes, I am the king. The Burger King.
     
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    Damn... Is this the best summery of PA ever made? OptimusPrime, I will remember you.
     
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