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My ranger got possessed?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Yumiii, Sep 4, 2018.

  1. Rayin

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    I love your concept of destiny.
    I wish i could be destined to appear right in front of you to let you hear the warm tone of my voice right before i start to scream because you freak out seeing me there out of nowhere, stab me repeatedly with the first sharp object you find and call the police afterwards.
    That's how i dated every girl in my life, at least the ones that felt bad for carving further holes in my poor body and didn't sue me.
     
  2. Yumiii

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    At least you have dated someone. Love is always worth the pain even if it means getting stabbed.

    Sadly the sharpest item I have on my desk right now is a plastic spoon. Im worried that stabbing you by it wouldnt even leave a scratch on you.
     
  3. Rayin

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    Feed me with that spoon, just feed me.
    Not rohypnol tho, i don't like receiving the Bill Cosby treatment, most likely because it leaves a metallic taste in my mouth, no memories of what happened and i'm in a sort of hangover even if i didn't drink.

    I'm a poor misunderstood soul, even if i live in dark corners and i sew fancy webs.
     
  4. Rayin

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    Yes, but i'm shy you know.
    You saw me in face, how can you believe that i'd find the courage to invite her without flinching?

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    Edit: Doublepost, rip.
     
  5. Yumiii

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  6. Rayin

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    Hey, i told you that i always find people uglier than me, why do you think i said "you're out of my league"?

    I love your pink hat and mustaches btw, even if in that picture you're too tan, i like pale things...


    ...no pls don't leave me, i like even tan peeps, 3924728424725617361 it's my number, call me plz, don't go bb.

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  7. Yumiii

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    REEEEE you racist fascist homophobic white cis man
     
  8. Rayin

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    That's the sweetest thing someone told me in internet, i was already yours at "You date girls with mustaches", no need to charm me further.
     
  9. Arzurag

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    If the both of you, love each other so much, why don't you just make out right now and kiss ?
     
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  10. Yumiii

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    oh my god the frog is so ****ing cute I cant even-
     
  11. Yumiii

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    my ma told me I shouldn´t kiss strangers on the internet D---------------:
     
  12. Rayin

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    Because it's a one-way love.
    I love her, she loves in general weird stuffs.
    Do you kiss the dusty paintings in your house or your collection of action-figures half eaten by cholera and smoke fumes only because you love them?
     
  13. Yumiii

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    I do....
     
  14. Rayin

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    Harro hooman.
    That's me, i didn't want to trick you, but since we're at it, let me play all of mah cards... :>

     
  15. Yumiii

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    I need that frogieeee- AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW( ;∀;)
     
  16. Rayin

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    What about this one?
    You can use her as pillow, poke her, place it on top of your grandma's head to bless her with a fancy hat or simply hug her tight in your arms untill she REEEEEEEEEEEEEE her frustration out.

     
  17. Yumiii

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    i feel like this is me in my next life
     
  18. Rayin

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    There's no next life, only Frogness.
    If you're not a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Frog in your next life you're bound to fail, even if you're born as a successful beautiful billionaire.
     
  19. Yumiii

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    Then I hope I´ll be a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE frog. I dont wanna ruin my life
     
  20. Rayin

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    Then don't be a Normie and join us in here before Moderators may notice that this thread didn't go as planned.
    I heard Alterist loves to burst threads into the oblivion because you sneezed in them, but the real culprit imho is the most Anime Lover of all CM's, @CM Yukimura , the one who types "Y-yameteee Onii-chan" when he moderates.
     

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