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Now I want to work for PA

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Smilence, May 31, 2018.

  1. Smilence

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  2. T800

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  3. 2Cents

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    Sounds like the Bless team. They really deserve a bonus. Look at how much money they pulled for a game that failed several times already. They lied about a few of the issues also. Which is fair since PA and Kakao have lied about several things as well.

    I bet the people giving those bonus's are guarded from the NA/EU activities. It's probably based on old sales volume. Not only will they not fire their incompetent employees they can't even identify them.

    If they knew what was going on they would do things like this:

    Track down who allowed ZERO EXP loss at 0% while you could kill others for 1%........... FIRED

    Who designed dash to be spammed instantly.......... FIRED

    Who designed chain grapple............ FIRED

    Who allowed players to unflag in the middle of combat ............... FIRED
     
  4. Arzurag

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    If they worked hard this month to ignore all our feedback and concerns, how much do they work the rest of the time then ?^^
     
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  5. LightningFFXIII-4

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    I wish I was a Kakao Dev, Payouts would be a thing in the past on day 1.
     
  6. OptimusPrime

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    https://www.invenglobal.com/article...ion-dollars-of-treasury-stocks-for-incentives

    And I quote: "The purpose of this sale is to provide incentives for the company employees to bring about good results for Black Desert Online"

    I'm sorry did they mention good results?

    PA has decided to give off 3 million in bonuses to people who:

    Can't be bothered to do things properly and just makes pvp non-existent globally whenever a boss is spawned.

    Can't figure out how to stop the skill cooldown UI from having alzheimer's.

    Can't be bothered with stupid **** like having "the connection has been lost" page when you try to do something simple as quit the game. Of course the connection has been lost genius, I just quit the game

    I'm sorry but I didn't know my money towards pearls were given towards a charitable foundation whose proceeds go towards mentally challenged people.
     
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  7. Mistermoff

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    Lol it’s like we’re paying taxes when we buy stuff.
     
  8. KotoRena

    KotoRena Valkyrie 60 NA

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    I've been telling everyone that they're literally retarded. That can be the only thing that explains their delusion as well as their indifference toward the feedback of their players. They're not even listening to the Koreans. That's how stupid and screwed up they are.
     
  9. SnakeAttack

    SnakeAttack Wizard 61 NA

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    NO. MORE. PEARLS. They've obviously made all the money they need to if they can give it away like that.
     
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  10. OptimusPrime

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    Must be nice to work at PA tho.

    "Today, imma work on how to stop guilds from killing each other during bosses."

    "I see what mr. kim wants. But I don't have the skills to make that a reality."

    "I know! I can code in a line to stop pvp completely globally based on boss timers. Yea lets do that"

    "hmm I don't know which one is the new z buff and which one is the old z buff. The icons look the same."

    "I never learned how to read, so I'll just pick one of the two and make it the new z buff. There's a 50% chance I might be wrong but it's the best I can do."

    "Time for haircut in PA's very own salon and spa located right inside our office."

    mr. kim: "hi what style do you want your hair cut this time? i dunno what im doing but i'm rich af and have free time so here i am. wanna hear a joke?"

    mr. kim: "we have no idea what we're doing LOL"

    employee getting hair cut: "LOL"

    random office passerby: "LOL"

    secretary that overheard convo: "LOL"

    "Now it's time for a nap, in PA's very own nap room. What a hard day at work."

    "ooh look, a bonus check for doing such good work."

    "Who am I again? Why am I here? What am I supposed to do? Why am I not wearing any pants?"
     
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  11. Blacksheep

    Blacksheep 60 EU

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    I have the feeling that one part of the forum simply dont understand their situation.

    They did nothing wrong, if they can pull out 3 mio, they did anything right.

    If you are right you can give me 3 mio right now.
     
  12. ambyentlight

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    PA has made so much money off bdo they may aswell hand bonueses out to all their employees, actually sounds like a good company because most companys don't hand out good job bonuses.
     
  13. LightningFFXIII-4

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    Oh okay, so not only are they flooding the game with payouts but they're flooding RL employees with it as well? gg. Payout carried Devs.
     
  14. Nyhver

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    @!#!ing i was about to say my man, Lightning

    siege payout carried IRL monkeys
     
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    incentives

    incentives

    incentives

    WTF? You shouldn't NEED incentives for employees to do a good job.
     
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  16. WickedRecluse

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    YES!!! More whining, just what I wanted. You can fill this bowl with your salt.
     
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  17. Blackhearted

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    No need to. PA filled it for us <3 ty pa!
     
  18. Columba

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    Literally? It's ironic that you call them retarded then use this as an adverb to modify retarded.
     
  19. Korvgubben

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    Nothing wrong with incentives but you dont tell a dog to sit and then still give them a treat when they **** on the floor instead :|
     
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  20. Shastalya

    Shastalya Warell Musa 50 EU

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    They used cheap assets to create a successfull game, from a business point it's genius.

    And you, "the unhappy customers" are still here playing. Sooooo. ...

    In fact they did nothing wrong, they made a decieving advertising but it worked, jokes on you.
     

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